GS Coffeeshop vs. EA Drugstore

The Gundam Seed Coffeeshop vs. The Earth Alliance Drugstore.
yet another random roleplay by Meira and Murrue


[GS Coffeeshop Lounge Room, night time.]
Rey: *currently drinking coffee*
Shinn: ...*Currently eating dinner*
Rey: have you drank anything yet? >.> *stares at shinn*
Rey: have some coffeeee  *gives him his cup/mug*
Shinn: <.< you're starting to sound like Andrew Bartfield... but that's ok. *takes a sip from his cup and suddenly starts laughing happily, appearently high on some ....'thing'* ^___________^


Rey: o.o now what? *takes his cup/mug from shinn and takes another sip* XD
Shinn: *giggles and sniffs Rey's hair* Weeeeeeee~~
Rey: O_O hey... lemme finish drinking first
Shinn: ^_^ drink me!
Rey: O_o how?
Shinn: o_O that's for you to figure out
Rey: O_o *sweatbeads* XD
Rey: you're done with dinner?
Shinn: yep. *intoxicated by EVERY food in the coffeeshop now* O_O
Shinn: ...*runs around clapping his hands hyperly*
Rey: XD *suddenly serious* I just remembered.


Miguel: ....what?
Rey: it seems that our captain forgot about the report. o_o
Miguel: ..........she is an old woman. What do you expect? XD *being mean*


Athrun: *currently at the minerva serving everyone some coffee*
Miguel: *currently with Athrun and gang*
Rey: maybe our captain's distracted with the coffee and all... *sighs in relief*


Heine: *barges in suddenly* GUUUUUUUYS O_O *crashes into a wall nearby*
Athrun/Rey: O_O
Heine: O_O Urgent news!!
Wall: HOH O_O *falls down on Heine*
Heine: AAAAAAHH NONONO MY HAIR MY HAIR MY NAILS!! MERCY ON ME! *wall collasps on him*
Wall: *stops from falling*
Wall: *falls on Heine's feet instead*
Heine: ....OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Talia: *yells from the office* SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO ENJOY MY COFFEE!
Rey: *sweatbeads*


Rey: so.. what were you trying to say?
Heine: ;_;............*sobs*
Athrun: *sips some coffee while staring at heine*
Miguel: *whispers to Heine* psst! Straighten up! our fangirls are watching us!
Heine: O_O *stands up straight and regains his posture* anyways, yeh.
Heine: Guess what!?!?
Athrun: what?!
Heine: .....the Earth Alliance has started their VERY OWN CAFE O_O
Heine: and they're like...AGAINST both OUR coffeeshops O_O
Athrun: O_O


Athrun: nooo ;o; even cagalli?
Heine: ;_; AND Lacus *nodsnods* not only that!
Heine: O_______O Their coffeeshop is actually...


Kira: *pops up behind Heine* ;_; a DRUGstore too.
Kira: people has been popping in and out there to get high on a variety of drugs and they've been sending people out to drug OUR food supplies!!! That could explain why the coffee that Rey and Athrun just bought this morning...seems to make everyone....act like him *points to Shinn running around clapping his hands happily in the air*
Athrun: ;o; not fair. *sulks*
Rey: we need to do something. >.<
Kira: of COURSE we need to do something! *lights in the canteen suddenly turns dim and the group is shrouded in a mysterious and oh so bishie detective scene again* what if they go to the limit and put POISON in OUR supplies!?
Athrun: NOOO! THEY CAN'T!!! T-T *thinking of Cagalli with an evil expression*
Kira: ;_; oh yes they can! For all I know, they want the minerva to win the war and they could simply slip some drug into the captain's drink and then she'll sleep and never wake up. *imagines Murrue with a satanic expression beside Cagalli*
Athrun: waaaah T_______________T *sulks some more*


Rey: *distracted with Shinn running around* Shinn. stop right now. we're in trouble >.>
Heine: ....so we mustn't sulk! My brothers! Fellow coordinators! WE are GIVEN better brains then those damn naturals!!
Heine: WE MUST USE IT TO-- ...no Shinn, not to think of new positions.
Shinn: awww *cries and grabs a table and smacks Heine on the head with it* >
Heine: .........;_; *falls*


Heine: damnit! I was getting to the best part of my speech!!
Rey: *restrains Shinn* waaaah I hate to do this but.. but.. *sigh* go ahead Heine.
Heine: *has a HUGE anime bandage on his head now* yes as I was saying.
Shinn: *Restrained* ;_; *Struggles*
Heine: we....have the power....TO TAKE DOWN THE EARTH ALLIANCE BEFORE TROUBLE STARTS!
Heine: we MUST investigate and go on an undercover mission!!
Heine: find out what they are up to before it's too late!! .......*Sees Kira and the rest sleeping* hey...is anyone listening to me!?
Rey: I am. o_o


Kira: zzzzzzzzz oh Athrun...zzzzzzzz *huggles Athrun*
Athrun: zzzzz *huggles Kira*
Shinn: ^_______^ tee hee *braids Rey's hair*


Heine: *anime dropz*
Rey: *sweatbeads* anyway, as you were saying..?
Rey: how are we gonna do that without having our coffeeshop security go down?
Heine: .......good question. .....we need to investigate but at the same time, ensure that the security onboard the Minerva AND the coffeeshops doesn't go down...hm...*thinks*


Rey: *twitch* how come it's just the two of us are the ones thinking? T-T;;
Heine: because we're the only ones that aren't drugged O_O Rey....this is serious!! the lives of our friends are in our hands!
Rey: aww man.. I thought we're in this together >_< *glances at Shinn*
Rey: well maybe except for shinn.. and kira
Athrun: *pffft* and me. zzzzzzzz


Heine: ...we still are. It's the drugs.
Heine: *points to Kira and Athrun* those two has sleeping drugs in them
Heine: *points to Shinn* he has some happy laughing man drugs in him
Heine: ....*points to the general direction of the office* ....and the captain....*hears things being broken in there and the other officers screaming for her to calm down* ...has some drugs that's making her act like a lunatic. Not that it'll actually make much of a difference but still..
Rey: ._.;;;
Heine: and Miguel. *sees Miguel staring at the ceilings* ...he's a gone case.
Rey: uhuh. What about Yzak and the others?

Athrun: zzzzzzz ... kiraaaaaaa *wraps himself around him*
Kira: Athruuuuuuun *curls around Athrun*

Heine: ....Yzak has viagra drugs in him that makes him wanna screw Dearka to the point whereby Dearka can't be screwed for life... so he's out of the play too.
Rey: AAAAAH X_X
Heine: and Nicol......Nicol went to investigate earlier with Dark but he NEVER came back O_O that was 4 days ago.
Heine: and I can't stand Daisuke's cryings -_-
Rey: oh great. =_=
Rey: so we're alone then. it's just the two of us?
Heine: ...*nods seriously* .......yes buddy. Two. Of. Us. You and me.


Rey: ..........no time for screwing? ;o;
Heine: ;_; well....there is ALWAYS time for that.
Rey: awww alright. ;o;


Rey: *glances around* so it's really just the two of us? o_o there's not even another sane soul?
Heine: ...o_o well, we can hunt for a sane soul out there. But that'll take too much time.
Rey: uhuh. and to think it's already almost time close down the shop for the day...
Rey: so how do we start?... *seems to have brain stoppage because of too much coffee*
Heine: ....O_O *same* oh dear....we mustn't let the effects of coffee take over us!
Heine: .........first........-_-' we go undercover and inspect their shop!
Heine: then, we'll take the evidence to the ZAFT police and stomp down their hideout! And viola! we're done!
Rey: *mind is getting wonky* uhuh.
Rey: so who goes to the shop?
Rey: after all, we still need security here.. o_o
Heine: ...........me...........you...take care of your mom.
Heine: ...that is if she doesn't pawnz over you with her machine gun of doom
Rey: ehhh? O_O
Rey: nooooo T_T


Rey: I'll... just stay here and guide the shop's supplies and stuff.
Heine: >.> ...exactly.
Heine: .........anyways....*poses for one last time* the night won't wait forever......that drugstore of theirs is 24 hours O_O
Rey: O_O;;; oh golly.
Heine: o_o yep. So we must move fast! They are like..a coffeeshop in the afternoon, a pharmacy in the morning and a night club in the night
Rey: >_< *pressured*
Rey: so you go to the coffeeshop and I'll try to guard things here. : )
Rey: and.. *looks at heine* you need to change your outfit. o_o
Heine: ^_^ of course....because your mother needs you here *pat pat* O_O oh yeh..I have to change my outfit. *runs off and comes back a minute later in an E.A uniform* v.V THERE! Dark stole these a long time ago and stored them in MY coffeeshop.
Rey: oh. cool. *thinks of kaitous and stuff* so I guess it's cool having a kaitou in your shop o_o
Rey: *ahem* anyway. so, bye then?
Heine: ;_; *salutes* of course! If you don't hear from me by sunrise tomorrow....take the ship and get the heck out of here.
Rey: whaaaaaaat?
Rey: I can't pilot the ship and guide the coffeeshop at the same time ;o;
Heine: x.X then MOVE the coffeeshop and it's branches HERE onboard the minerva canteen!
Rey: O_O yessir. *salutes*
Rey: *flick* done!


Heine: XDD ok then. *runs off* don't miss me while I am gone! *attempts to make a dramatic exit but slams into another wall*
Heine: X__________X ow
Wall: *about to crumble*
Rey: no no no O_O *chants*
Wall: *gets back into place*
Heine: O_O thanks! I have to learn that chant one day!! *runs out*


Rey: *sweatdrops* saaa... now my problem is these guys. *glances at the drugged GS bishies*


Kira: *in an akward position with Athrun* ^_____^ Athrun zzzzzzzzzzzz
Athrun: =_o kiraaaaaaaa zzzzz *rolls over*
Kira: I WILL BE YOUR SEME TONIGHT EHEHHE ZZZZZZ
Kira: *rolls back on top of Athrun*
Athrun: o_= oh fine. just for this night. *submits to his fate* XD .............zzzzzz
Kira: XDDD Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Rey: *speaking to himself* so shinn's kinda like stellar now is he?
Rey: *approaches shinn* ._.
Shinn: ........*twirls around and twirls out of the room* ^_^
Rey: *goes after shinn* SHINN!!!!
Shinn: *looks at Rey calling him* ....Shiiin? *scratches his head*
Rey: can you follow me to the ship?
Shinn: ...............o_o *shakesheadshakeshead*


Stellar: *Wraps her arms around shinn from the back* ^______^ Stellar wants to dance!
Rey: *slaps his forehead* this is tougher than I thought.
Stellar: ..*eyes Rey scarily*
Rey: *shifts his glance and takes some... medicine... and uses his strength; and drags the other "druggies" and puts them in the ship*
Stellar: O_O *Dragged* .......*takes out her two 6 inch combat daggers and starts slashing at Rey violently*
Rey: AAAAAAAAH!! X_X;;
Shinn: *claps his hands and watches giggling*
Rey: ....you'll have your day shinn >.< *curses* .....uhm. Stellar, you want to dance?
Stellar: ..*drops her knives* ...^O^ dance!?!?
Rey: YES. DANCE. *twitch* I have the place just for you!
Stellar: *____* honto?!!?
Rey: *opens the door/gate/whatever to a hall filled with golden decorations and stuff... just like in the Count of Monte Cristo*
Stellar: *_____________________*
Rey: SHINN!! DANCE WITH HER!! *puts on a fake smile*
Shinn: ........*NODNODNOD and leads Stellar to the dancefloor in a very graceful manner....something that never happens normally*
Rey: finally. *walks to the door and is about to close it* SHINN JUST TELL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING OKAYYYYYYY?
Shinn: ^______^
Stellar: ^O^


???: *behind Rey* > ...I need something though.
Rey: O_O who are you?!?! O_O
camera: *blacks out as the mystery person grabs Rey by the neck and the scene then switches over to where heine is*


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Heine: ; *being looked at suspiciously* what?! heheehh
Heine: *a total idiot when it comes to these things*


Lacus: ...*nudges Cagalli*
Cagalli: *nods*


Murrue: ....*looks at Mwu*
Mwu: eeh? .. what?
Murrue: ...................*turns his head away from her chest* ...stop looking DOWN there and start looking THERE at that weird guy who looks like the famous singer, T.M revolution *turns his head to Heine's direction*
Mwu: *scratches his head* uuuuhuh. So what about him?
Murrue: -_-'' doesn't he look strange!?!?!
Murrue: *Thinking* oh boy..this guy is dense..>.<
Mwu: Oi oi, I'm not dense!! it's just that..
Murrue: *raises an eyebrow* that? you're blonde?
Mwu: no. well, I mean..
Murrue: spill it.
Mwu: so what if he looks like the singer from T.M revolution?
Murrue: .....he's a coordinator and this bar doesn't allow such people unless it's Kira. and Lacus.
Mwu: oh. ... then get rid of him *sneers*
Murrue: .............you're letting a woman do a man's job? o.o oh wait....women does men's jobs these days.
Mwu: yeeeeeeeeep. *nods* besides, you gals were the ones who started this business anyway.
Mwu: I'm just helping out. Murrue: ....good. so you can start helping out by trying to kill that coordinator there *kicks Mwu towards heine*
Murrue: It's because you've been doing nothing but stare and daydream at me
Mwu: oi oi!!!! O_o I did something today you know... er.. brew some coffee?
Murrue:....brew coffee WITH rancid milk in it. and it made me threw up and everyone thought that I was having your kid -_-' not that I mind.
Murrue: but you keep dying on me -_-'
Mwu: ._. if you want, then, let's have everyone know that you would REALLY have my kid.
Murrue: ..............first....get..that kid out...*turning red* then.......you can proceed with whatever plans you want with me.
Mwu: ohoho, yes maam! *mock salute*


Mwu: *approaches heine* uhm. sir. may I have your... aaah.. I.D.?
Heine: *busy putting bottles of drugs and video taping stuffs in his bag* O_O EH!? *jumps up* ........since when do we need I.Ds to enter this place? ;;
Heine: *Continues stuffing drugs into his backpack*
Mwu: well, unlike other coffeeshops, this shop is *ahem* exclusively exclusive to the Earth Alliance. and Orb.


Heine: *sweating in weird anime style heavily*
Mwu: well? *sneers..again*
Heine: ; sir, you should stop sneering. It's bad for your health. You remind me of Creuset who's on sneering drugs. Or are you by any chance related to him? *one total blonde*
Heine: *STILL stuffing the drugs in*
Mwu: *twitch* okaaay, but we still need to hav- er.. see your I.D.
Heine: ehehehehehehe *points forward* OMG O.O THE CAPTAIN IS BEING RAPED!!
Mwu: because it's a rule in our coffeeshop to annihilate all coord---- AAAAAAAAAAH O_O
Murrue: ..*perfectly fine* ...-_-'
Mwu: *runs to the kitchen or wherever Murrue is* O_O
Murrue: .................yes? *Fixing her hair up*
Mwu: ou. *waves*
Murrue: what? o_o;; did something happen out there?


Heine: XDD ehehe that idiot fell for the oldest trick in the history books *already made his escape with a backpack full of drugs*


Mwu: well the guy said you were being raped... aaaaand I thought of coming to the rescue.
Murrue: .......*smacks her forehead*


Cagalli: OI!! AFTER HIM!!!
Lacus: ......YOU HEARD HER! ^_^


Earth Alliance Fleet + ORB Army: > *mobilize behind the coffeeshop*
Cagalli: after that guy in the E.A. outfit!!!!!


Heine: O_____________O HOLY PLANT!!


Heine: *runs into a hidden hangers by chance* O____O ...........*gets in and drives the Archangel away*


Murrue: O____________________________O OMG!!!!!! *stranggles Mwu* DO SOMETHING! HE HAS OUR SHIP!
Murrue: he's a spy sent by ZAFT O.O
Army: *chases after the Archangel*
Mwu: O.O how can I chase that if my unit is onboard?! >.<
Murrue: .............find. Beg. STEAL. build. BORROW!!!


Heine: O.O MEEEEEEEEP *sends a distress signal to the Minerva* MAYDAAAAAAY MAAAAAAYDAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
Rey: ...


Mwu: BUILD? WTH HOW AM I GOING TO BUILD!?! O_O *looks around*
Murrue: ...you claimed you can make the impossible possible.
Murrue: *pouts cutely and crosses her arms*
Mwu: ..........OOHHHH I KNOW O_O *whispers* UIZU!!!!
Wizu: *zooms up to Mwu in a heartbeat* kyuuu ^o^~
Dark: OH HEY! THAT'S MINE DAMNIT!! *tied up in the oven*


Lacus: -.-'' *Sweatdrops at Mwu and Murrue's direction*


Mwu: FORGET IT! I'M BORROWING THIS!!! XD *flies to where the Archangel is*
Dark: AAAAAHHH
Heine: O.O ZMOFG!!! Heine: MAAYDAY! MINERVA!! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!?!? *panicking like a mad man now* CAPTAIN GLADYS!! HELP!!!!!!!! REY! WHATEVER!!!!


Talia: ....*looks up at the ceilings, thinking that she heard someone calling for her in the ballroom* ...............heh........*plops back down onto the couch, watching Stellar and Shinn dance and Kira and Athrun going intense in one corner and Miguel singing Invoke and all the other GseeD opening songs in one corner*
Gilbert: *forcing Rey to drink ....and when I do mean drink, I am not referring to drinking plain water or fruit juice.*
Rey: *struggles* nooo.. you can't force me X_X


Mwu: I seem to have flown O.O *amazed* now how do I get in.. *thinks*
Heine: O________O dude..that guy's not human!
Mwu: *still flying* oi, I just wish that guy would lemme in O_O
Heine: *still running away from Mwu* o_o I wish that guy flying around would stop following me!
Heine: ;_______; why isn't anyone responding to me!!!


Rey: ............... *seems to have heard distress signals of some sort; glances towards the direction of the bridge*
Gilbert: ....*grabs Rey*
Rey: LEMME GOOOOOOO >_< *struggles to get free and to keep his mouth shut*
Talia: *Giggles* awwwwwww *throws cushions at Rey from her spot on the couch*
Rey: *sweatdrops* thank-- *keeps his mouth shut*


Mwu: how do you fly anyway O_O *lands on top of the Archangel*
Heine: *does a 360 barrel roll on the ship to throw Mwu off* XD I know you're up there.
Mwu: ooooot-to. *flies again*
Mwu: *scratches his head* I need artillery and stuff. o_o *calls on Murrue* get me backup!
Murrue: ...roger.


Gilbert: DRINK up SON > *yanks open Rey's mouth open and pours the drink down his throat*
Rey: NOOOOOOOO *accidentally gulped in the drink* O_O @_@
Talia: *grabs Rey and squishes him in a tight hug* awwwww my son is growing up ;_; he's already drinking and he's only 18!!!
Rey: X____X *getting weak because the "drink" is taking effect*
Rey: *thinking* nooooo I still need to save heineeee @_@
Talia: NO! >.< *holds him tight*
Rey: @__________@ *thinks: sorrryy heeeeeinnnee* X_X *passes out*
Talia: ^^ *tosses Rey into Luna and meyrin who had also passed out* now...it's you...and me!!! *pounces on Gilbert*
Gilbert: ...hehe....


backup forces of the WHOLE Orb army: HIIIII ^______^ heine
Heine: O__________________________________O *jaw drops* ..................... *screams until the whole Minerva can hear him* TASUKETE KUDASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heine: ............... ;_; *Stands up and does the ZAFT salutes* ....for ZAFT. *presses.....the self destruct button*


Mwu: *flies in in time* OIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Heine: O_____O *Tries to make the self destruct sequence go faster*
Heine: CAN'T I DIE PEACEFULLY!? O.O
Mwu: IN THIS TIME DEATH IS A NO-NO!!! O.O *grabs Heine and flies away from the Archangel*
Heine: O_O WHY!? .. ACK! *Grabbed*
Mwu: BECAUSE I SAID SO! O.O *lands safely and drops Heine*
Heine: X_X *Watches the Archangel go boom* heeeey!! I'd rather die then get caught!
Mwu: ... besides we can't let you die without having tried our.. products. *sneers... yet again* Captain! I've save-- er.. caught the culprit!
Heine: O__________O you mean...you're gonna...use me as a lab rat?! *Squeaking horribly*
Mwu: we have enough lab rats here already. :3 *points to creuset and the other ZAFT admins,etc*
Mwu: ...and I can't just let you die after blowing up my beloved unit. *twitch*
Heine: O.O


Heine: ...................................*takes out a gun and tries to shoot himself on the head* :0
Mwu: >.< *twitch twitch* I HEARD YOU'RE THE ONLY SANE LEFT IN THE ZAFT ARMY! NOW LIVE!!! *poses*
Heine: ......*poses briefly with the gun* I KNOW!!! BUT I AM NOT GONNA LIVE WITH A BUNCH OF PSYCHOTIC NATURALS LIKE YOU!!!!
Heine: and I am not a tool for testing your new products on X_X
Mwu: *slaps away Heine's gun* as I told you... *sneering but calm* you're not gonna be a lab rat.
Heine: so what am I gonna be? a sex toy?
Mwu: we'll just let you have a taste... and we'll send you off to wherever you want to.
Heine: X_X a taste of what!!?!?!!
Heine: *scoots away*


Cagalli: oh no you don't. *winks*
Natarle: *grins evilly*
Shani: ......*Grabs hold of Heine*
Heine: O_____________O
Crot: *clings onto his legs* hi there ^_^


Cagalli: *is towering over Heine with .. evil shiny eyes*
Cagalli: *grins* Lacus-chan, you take care of the rest.
Cagalli: *hands over the injection to Lacus*
Lacus: *giggles* YAAAAAY needle time!!! ^_________^


Orga: *simply continues reading a book on how to make more drugs in the background while this is all going on*


Heine: O______________________________________O holy Genesis Archangel Minerva......
Heine: ...the side of Lacus Clyne the public will never see............
Heine: ...anyways, since I will never be the same again, ~.~ let me dedicate my last few seconds to thank everyone who has been in my life. Thank the Minerva crew for giving me a place to sleep and eat, thank Captain Gladys and Chairman Gilbert for giving me a huge payroll, thank-----


Lacus: ..thank heavens that you will shut up soon. Permanently *injects him straight on the butt*
Heine: O______________________O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Shani: ...*keeps on singing Caged Bird (a DNAngel song) during this all*


Cagalli: *smiles* now. peace and quiet. ^_^ *runs off to the E.A./Orb coffeeshop and brews some more coffee*
Cagalli: *peeks over the Captain's office* we're done captain. ^_^ have some coffee.
Murrue: ....oh really? Thanks alot! *accepts the coffee* ....at least that guy paid for crashing down MY ship *twitch*


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Heine: O_O *finds that he can't stop skipping* ....ehhhh? ........ O________O nani!?!? *starts dancing towards a cliff and starts singing Stellar's theme song* O.O Kanashimiii wo hosssieeeeetteeeeeeeeeeeee~~~
Heine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *kicks himself off the cliff*


Murrue: *peacefully drinks her coffee in her office at the coffeeshop whilst in the background at the window behind her, Heine is seen plummeting down from the cliff*


[and Stellar's image song plays in the background during heine's freefall too. XD]


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